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It’s so fucking funny, it’s absurd.

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, “What’s wrong?” Nothing. “Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.” Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

Bill Hicks

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She Wants Revenge - Written In Blood

Soft wet skin, hairs raised, body tired;
And the sheets are across the floor.
You tell me that love don’t last,
Drawing circles with your fingernails across my back.
As your lips form the words you won’t say,
In the distance your favorite song plays.
I turn you over and look in your eyes,
Promise you that this is forever
Or till one of us dies.
You taste like tear stains
And could-have-beens,
But I love a good train wreck.
Your hair balled up inside my fist,
You tell me don’t get too attached
Like this is just entertainment.
Then again it could go up in flames,
And I’ll take you down in the name of love.
Maybe one last kiss just to ease the pain
All or nothing it’s written in blood

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Come on, fallen star, I refuse to let you die.

Watching this. Memories. :)

Watching this. Memories. :)

vorked:

Ladies, please, contain your dinigasms.

Paul Dini: comic god, sex god.

vorked:

Ladies, please, contain your dinigasms.

Paul Dini: comic god, sex god.

Sex is not a bad thing. Don’t be made to feel ashamed for enjoying it.